Obama's speech to schools

I was originally going to start with this:

We live in exciting times. We make no complaints. We are used to battle, for out if it we came. We will plant our feet firmly in our earth, and no attack will move us. You will stand with me, should such a time come! You will stand before me, at my side, and behind me, holding our flags high! Let our old enemies attempt to rise up once more! They may wave their Soviet flags before us — but our flag will win the battle!

Then Rahm said he recognized it, in fact one of his hero's had used it before.
Cheese and Crackers! It's a small world! That's when I settled down and wrote this:

The one thing that we can all count on is that we are going to die. I know you are only in 1st grade, but it could happen to you. For all I know your daddy could come home ans shoot you all tonight. That would make him a Republican, and that's why I want to take away his guns. Your doctor is also probably a Republican. That's why I want to be able to tell him what he can do for you after Daddy shoots you all.

I also want you to enjoy a ride in a "green vehicle" when you are going to the hospital- it's better for the planet. Not that you'll care as you bleed out from you mean Republican daddy's gunshot wound.

Remember- Republicans are evil. If you think your mommy or daddy is a Republican call 1 800 SUCKITGOP to report them. Now lets close with the new pledge of allegiance:

I pledge allegiance,
to Obama,
and to his advisers
and for the ideals for which they stand,
One nation
under one party
With substandard health care for all
And liberty for none.

See- now was that so bad?

Real Unemployment at 16%

According to Breitbart (that Simpson lad is smart) real unemployment is at 16%. Personally, I prefer the fantasy world that my advisers and I live in. In Obamaland, unemployment is at 4.5%, we are winning the war in Afghanistan, America has 3 strong healthy car companies and gas is under 2 bucks a gallon.

What do you mean that sounds like President Bush's tenure???

Who is this Barry O fellow?

by President Barry O

First I'd like to talk about my tweeters. People admire them. In fact, I've caught people staring. My tweeters are magnificent! All 12,000 of them. They have recently propelled me into the tcot top 100. This is the list for conservative twitter users.

Then there's my blog. It also has thousands of readers, who are equally magnificent. It's a place where you can learn about your president on a daily basis. I'm sure you'll read the blog and learn to love me almost as much as I love myself...

That's all good, but who am I? I've been called many things. Newsweek even posits that I am a secular Messiah. That made me feel all warm on the inside. What else have I been called?

A resident alien. I don't remember living on another planet. Rahm assures me that this is just not true.

The Anti-Christ. Really people, do really think the Anti-Christ could mess things up this badly in this short of time?

A Douchbag. I hear this allot so, I recently looked it up. Please stop calling me that.

A tax and spend liberal. This really doesn't begin to cover my spending habits. I think it should be Spend and spend and tax liberal.

Rahm's Emmanual's bitch. Guilty!

Retarded. That's not really fair to retarded people. Many overcome their disabilities to have productive lives. No chance of that for me.

http://presidentbarryo.blogspot.com